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A small collection of riddles...
Q: How do you catch a school of fish?
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A:With a bookworm!
Q: Why does a bee have sticky hair?
A: Because it uses a honey comb!
Q: What's small, red, furry and knocks you over?
A: Tackle-me-elmo!
Q: What do you call a sheep covered with chocolate?
A: A Hershey Baaaaaaaaa!
Q: What do you call a fairy who never takes a bath?
A: Stinkerbell!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because it didn't have any guts!
Q: What has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog, it croaks every night!
Q: How deep is the water in a frog pond?
A: Kneedeep, kneedeep, kneedeep!
Q: What has four legs but can't walk?
A: A table!
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell station!
Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A: You crack me up!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A: Milk and quackers!
Q: Why did the elephant eat the candle?
A: He wanted a light snack!
Q: Why is the letter "G" scary?
A: It turns a host into a ghost.
Q: What has 4 eyes but no face?
A: Mississippi!
Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!
Q: What letters are not in the alphabet?
A: The ones in the mail, of course!
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 789!
Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: Because it felt crummy.
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
Q: What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A: A little horse.
Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.
Q: Why did the sheep say "moo"?
A: It was learning a new language!
Q: What streets do ghosts haunt?
A: Dead ends!
Q: What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer?
A: The Space bar!
Q: What exam do young witches have to pass?
A: A spell-ing test!
Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Q: Why is Basketball such a messy sport?
A: Because you dribble on the floor!
Q: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the monster cross the road?
A: To eat the chicken!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off!
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A: A brick layer!
Q: if a rooster lays an egg on the middle of a slanted roof, on which side will it fall?
A: Neither side. Roosters don't lay eggs!
Q: What did the sick chicken say?
A: "I have the people-pox!"
Q: Who tells the best chicken jokes?
A: Comedi-HENS!
Q: What figure is like a lost parrot ?
A: A polygon!
Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A: A bird that talks your ear off!
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
A: A carrot!
Q: Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken?
A: Because he was chicken!
Q: Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas?
A: Mum: NO! You'll have turkey like everyone else!
Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they forgot the words!
Q: What do you get if you cross a canary and a 50-foot long snake?
A: A sing-a-long!
Q: Where does a 500 pound canary sit?
A: Anywhere it wants!
Q: How do you get down off an elephant?
A: You don't, you get down off a duck!
Q: How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend ?
A: In a HEN-velope!
Q: What does a duck like to eat with soup?
A: Quackers!
Q: Why did the owl say, "Tweet, tweet."?
A: Because she didn't give a hoot!
Q: What books did the owl like?
A: Hoot-dunits!
Q: What is a chick after she's 6 days old?
A: Seven days old!
Q: Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
A: Because if he lifted that leg off the ground he would fall down!
Q: Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?
A: A re-tail store!
Q: What's yellow, weighs 1,000 pounds, and sings?
A: Two 500 pound canaries!
Q: Which side of a parrot has the prettiest feathers ?
A: The outside!
Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment!
Q: What did the 500 pound canary say?
A: Here Kitty, Kitty!
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!
Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels!
Q: What happens when a duck flies upside down?
A: It quacks up!
Q: What did the duck say after he went shopping?
A: "Put it on my bill!"
Q: Which animal grows down?
A: A duck!
Q: What's the difference between a duck with one wing and a duck with two wings?
A: Why, that's a difference of a pinion!
Q: Did you hear the story about the peacock?
A: No, but I heard it's a beautiful tale (tail)!
Q: What kind of bird can carry the most weight?
A: The crane!
Q: What's noisier than a whooping crane?
A: A trumpeting swan!
Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
A: If they dropped them, they'd break!
Q: What bird is with you at every meal?
A: A swallow!
Robert: Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?
Audrey: Yes, it cracked me up!
Q: What's smarter than a talking parrot?
A: A spelling bee!
Q: How do chickens bake a cake?
A: From scratch!
Q: Why can't a rooster ever get rich?
A: Because he works for chicken feed!
Q: What do you call a crate of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!
Q: What key won't open any door?
A: A turkey!
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?
A: Roost beef!
Q: What bird is always sad?
A: The blue jay!
Q: Why did the chicken go to the seance?
A: To get to the other side!
Silly boy: I'd like to buy some bird seed.
Clerk: How many birds do you have?
Silly boy: None! I want to grow some!
Silly girl: Why does your son say, "Cluck, cluck, cluck".
Mrs. Poulet: Because he thinks he's a chicken.
Silly girl: Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?
Mrs. Poulet: Because we need the eggs.
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